Ammo: Explosive Gut Laugh. BOOM. Survival Tactic: Causing a ruckus by bringing it!
“In 1979 a crack commando parental unit was sent to B.C. by way of Montreal for a baby they were about to have. Thirty plus years later this baby promptly escaped from a maximum boring life to the roller derby underground. Today, Still wanted by the mundane, she survives as a skater of fortune. If you need a Riot Girl, and if you come to her bouts, maybe you can catch... D.A. DaRuckus, #8-Team.”