Alumni

Former Team: Riot Girls 2007-2009

Name: Crash Test Ref
Former Team: Terminal City Authority Figures, 2007-2008
Status: Relocated
Claims to fame: Fastest recovery from falls ever, BLAZE!
Where is he now? Founding member of Zurich City Rollergirlz, spreading the good word of derby with Swiss Army Wife

Name: grunt #604
Former Team: Riot Girls, 2006-2008
Positions: On your bed
Claim to Fame: Derby polygamy
Lucky charm: My mom. Where is she now? Prowling the foothills of the Rocky Mountains

There are certain guarantees in life; Canadians will say "eh" without meaning to, great beer will always be made and roller derby is the best damn sport around.

For grunt, those three guarantees are what have made her who she is today. Born under the shadow of three mountains with the breeze of the Pacific Ocean blowing through the city – grunt was brought up by parents who had a love of life and sport.

Name: Rowdy Ruby Roundheel #42
Former Team: Faster Pussycats
Status: Retired
Claim to fame: Longest legs in TCRG's history
Where is she now? Sometimes league mascot and always a Pussycat groupie.

Teams: Authority Figures and Girls From Bad Homes (since disbanded)

Name: Johnny B Good
Former Team: Authority Figures, 2005-2009
Status: Retired
Clame to fame: craftiness, can do that feet-turned-out-skating thing like nobody's business
Where is he now? Oh, he's around...

Name: Dorothy Hammer #2-Legit
Former Team: Faster Pussycats 2006 - 2009
Status: Retired
Claim to fame: Thunderclap hits on the outside line, Hammergrams
Where is she now? In the stands, on the wagon

Name: Vixxen Valentine #713
Former Team: Faster Pussycats, 2006-2009
Status: Retired
Claim to Fame: Frightening booty block, biggest whip in the West

Where is she now? Likely cuddling something

 
vixen  |ˈviksən|
Noun. A female fox; an attractive woman, especially one espousing cleverness; an overtly sexual lass; a femme fatale; a powerful broad. Usage: That Vixxen's got a big heart and a nice booty.

Name: Micki Mercury
Number: 007
Position: Pivot, Outstide Blocker

Status: Retired

the temperature
red hot when you feel my hit
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