Alumni

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"Surrender yer booty!"

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Team: Faster Pussycats 2011
Status: Retired

Diet: Girls, Girls, Girls
Cat Power: Kickstarts Your Heart
Behaviour: Smokin' in the Boys Room

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Team: Faster Pussycats
Position: Cat Wrangler

Breed: Unica Unica
Habitat: trackside
Behaviour: makes lines purr
Diet: Moscow Mule

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Team: Faster Pussycats 2010-2011
Status: Retired

Species: Ictalurus Punctatus
Cat power: 61 lives
Habitat: Stately pleasure domes

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Team: Free Agent
Number: 666
Rookie Year: 2010
Positions: Jammer
Favourite Song: “I WILL KILL YOU” Cannibal Corpse
Likes: Skating fast, metal, beer, Camaros, Pick up trucks and whips
Hates: Pretty boys and society in general
Favourite Quote: “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
 
Miss Whips grew up in Whalley and has bared the brunt of many Surrey girl jokes since. She was a rinkrat at Stardust for many years, serving birthday cake and teaching rollerskating lessons to little punk kids. The streets were tough and Miss Whips learned how to survive them at an early age. Walking around Surrey Central late at night by herself does not even frighten her, in fact she welcomes danger and laughs in its face.

Team: Faster Pussycats 2010-2011
Position: Jammer
Status: Retired

Habitat: Dance Floors
Diet: Horseshoes & hand grenades
Markings: Scratches and bruises
Cat power: is her own good luck charm

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I'm the Money, every Penny of it. 
 
Positions: A lady never tells her secrets
Injuries: I chipped a nail once - that sucked
Zodiac sign: All Scorpio, all the time
Best quality: I made a funny joke once
Worst quality: early bed time - I need my rest
Stats: Mon - Fri 8 - 4:30 
Occupation: Small time Robin Hood for the disabled
Skates: on ice and concrete 
Derby wife: oh no thanks, but I'll take a derby boyfriend
Loves: Derby girls, Roman history, and fishnets, Vive la fishnets! 
Hates: Sweaty men, weak pick up lines and muffin top. 
Lucky charm: Bentley the (not so) Wonder dog.
Super power: my super evil look will turn you to stone 
Random Favorites: Shelter pets, Fluevog shoes and colourful stockings and Roman history
Favorite Rollergirl/League: TCRG of course. 
 
Max Payne studied way too much Roman history and began searching out a venue in which to re-enact the great wars, the Battle of Carthage, Battle of the Huns and the battle against that tough old Gaelic tart Boudica. Instead of an amphitheater, Max found another venue of equally grand proportions and dire consequences, the derby track. Now, she enjoys the epic battles from her lofty seat while commanding the great legions into their next victory.  Let the games begin.

Team: Faster Pussycats 2009-2011, TCRG All-Stars 2010-2011
Status: Hanging out with orangutans

Breed: Saucy Minx
Habitat: Sitting on your lap
Behaviour: Sophisticated huntress
Diet: Meatballs

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Position: Hugging you
Bling of choice: Glitter
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. - TUPAC

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Team: Faster Pussycats

Species: Exotic Mix
Behavior: elusive predator, mischievous
Physical traits: distractingly cute
Cat power: hyper organized!